Everybody Shut Up - NSP

  • Published on: 12 February 2015
  • Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456

    Animation by Gregzilla
    Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party


    Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
    Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!!
    Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant...

    Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
    It only happens 87 times a day
    Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection
    This is more important than what you have to say
    Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
    Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
    Your spirit's at peace
    No need to call the police
    Please hold your applause

    Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan!
    (Courtroom gasps!)
    Judge: I will have order in this court!

    Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
    If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
    It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
    This is more important than what you have to say
    Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
    This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
    Who could argue a case
    With so much dick in your face?
    Please hold your applause

    Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars
    And think about your life and just how stupid you are
    If makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star
    With an amazing penis (penis!)

    But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch
    It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch
    You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch
    Look! It's still my penis!

    President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on....

    Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection!
    Here's a tricky dick that can not be impeached
    Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election
    This is more important than your boring-ass speech
    For one nation, indivisible under God
    We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
    Hey those guys look fun
    Oh wait are they holding guns?
    Please hold your
  • Runtime : 3:4
  • Music (TV Genre) Comedy Rock (Musical Genre) game grumps gregzilla


  • Ham Sandvich
    Ham Sandvich   4 days ago

    I heard this song when I was like nine and just realized it’s an nsp song. I love my life

  • Pink
    Pink   1 weeks ago

    the united states has decided to declare war on PWKEGWJG

  • Guardian Demon
    Guardian Demon   1 weeks ago

    I love how the Shark is SO impressed. Like he's never seen an erection that big on certain types of marine life before.

  • Kane Highwind
    Kane Highwind   1 months ago

    "Do you ever take a moment to look up at the stars, and think about your life and just how stupid you are" needs to be a reaction clip

  • NuMB3R 4
    NuMB3R 4   1 months ago

    This is the theme song for evert 14 yr old

  • Ava Wortel
    Ava Wortel   1 months ago

    I feel like Danny radiates Richie Tozier energy. Idk. Just a thought I had.

  • Brovid-19
    Brovid-19   2 months ago

    i miss greg and all his zillatry

  • BigMink212
    BigMink212   2 months ago

    I remember I played this on my bus in middle school and everyone looked at me weird before laughing

  • Fire Star
    Fire Star   2 months ago

    They tried to make a live action version, but Danny's erection took up the entire shot.

  • Asrielle Dreemurr
    Asrielle Dreemurr   3 months ago

    Only 87 times a day that's impressive mine only happens once a day because it starts when I wake up and doesn't stop I've got constant erection

  • PerhapsOOTMM
    PerhapsOOTMM   3 months ago

    For whatever reason, this song inspired me to start working out. I've been going strong for the past 6~ years

  • rpelzer
    rpelzer   3 months ago

    It's nice to see that Steven Universe followed on with his father's music career....

  • Darko Bonovil
    Darko Bonovil   4 months ago

    This is the dumbest thing I have seen in my 27 years of living. Have a like from me.

  • Gene Soucie
    Gene Soucie   4 months ago

    I like this music more than the shitty modern day rap that's often played on the radio

  • H2
    H2   4 months ago

    Alternative title: man takes too much viagra and he and his ninja friend run around the city causing absolute chaos, resulting in a police shootout

  • Barrier 56
    Barrier 56   4 months ago

    The manticore was surprised too

  • Jeffrey Poss
    Jeffrey Poss   5 months ago

    A certain radio station here in Atlanta keeps airing ED ads. I'd love to hear this song in one of those said commercials one day.

  • Kain Littleton
    Kain Littleton   5 months ago

    God everytime i watch this it always weirds me to see everyone this far back. Like Suzy doesnt have the bleached streak anymore, Barry and Ross are gone, Arin is now the artist formerly know as Egoraptor and Kevin isnt around anymore either.

  • Potahtwah
    Potahtwah   6 months ago

    I feel like the joke of this song is that getting a boner in anything other than jeans is the most distracting thing in the world.

  • Dynamic Gorgon 39
    Dynamic Gorgon 39   6 months ago

    Ninja Brian is just the best. The whole reason I started checking out Ninja Sex Party.

  • iyonas 3120
    iyonas 3120   7 months ago

    I think we are all amazed this is still on youtube

  • Kyle Phillips
    Kyle Phillips   7 months ago

    This is the song that got me into NSP. Good times good times. Lol

  • Over Night
    Over Night   7 months ago

    was he errect for longer then 4 hours

  • Tyler DeVeau
    Tyler DeVeau   7 months ago

    I like how half of the black-to-intro transition is half-star of David and half-shuriken.

  • koidex
    koidex   7 months ago

    vincent why exactly did you need me to watch this

  • Eric Nash
    Eric Nash   7 months ago

    Gotta be honest: I would vote for president Ninja Brian.

  • Feng Lei
    Feng Lei   8 months ago

    ninja mask guy always steals the show.