Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma - NSP
- Published on: 23 January 2014
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Ninja Sex Party is back with our first fully-animated music video about space monsters boning each other! YOU HEARD US.
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Animated by Six Point Harness
Oh hey. Did I ever tell you all about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? Yeah, that's a thing that happened. So please, pay attention. I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus.
It's the middle of the day, but darkness falls on the city
It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty
And on the other side of town, something rages down the path
If you had a lisp you'd know it's kicking theriouth ath
Mortal enemies since the early days of yore
We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war
They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut
They both know they're kicking earth right in its planetary nuts
Not a single human being can survive in their vicinity
It's kind of like Godzilla squared but also times infinity
Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin at our place
When we got a frantic call from the President of Space
Saying "You're the only hope to save billions of lives!"
I said "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives
We could be there in an hour if we really really tried"
But we didn't, so they ate France. Sorry if you died.
Rhinceratops vs Superpuma
Giants from the sky with no sense of humor
Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl
One shat on Minneapolis, the other St Paul
Rhinoceratops vs Superpuma
I am pretty sure that they just pissed on Cuba
I would be lucky if I lived to see dawn
They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn
FUCK! I just had that resodded. That's gonna be like 25 dollars...at least. Dammit!
A couple hours later NSP hit the scene
We know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream
"Where have you been?" screamed the president. "We're all under attack!"
"I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fuckin back."
Brian busted out a keyboard, and I grabbed my blue bass
Someone said "What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face
Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude
We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood
We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance
And they leapt up on each other in a frenzy of romance
I was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants
Now I cant forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced
When the sex was over they took off into the skies
All the world screamed "NSP! You are super awesome guys!"
So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show
Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row.
Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma
Life on Earth survived, but that was kind of screwed up
Everyone's rejoices, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!"
Doug you suck, but that's a story for another day
Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma
I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal
Choose sex over murder even if you're from the stars
Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car
Son of a BITCH!...I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out. Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch.
- Runtime : 2:47
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