Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma - NSP

  • Published on: 23 January 2014
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    Ninja Sex Party is back with our first fully-animated music video about space monsters boning each other! YOU HEARD US.

    Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
    Animated by Six Point Harness

    Lyrics

    Oh hey. Did I ever tell you all about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? Yeah, that's a thing that happened. So please, pay attention. I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus.

    It's the middle of the day, but darkness falls on the city
    It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty
    And on the other side of town, something rages down the path
    If you had a lisp you'd know it's kicking theriouth ath

    Mortal enemies since the early days of yore
    We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war
    They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut
    They both know they're kicking earth right in its planetary nuts

    Not a single human being can survive in their vicinity
    It's kind of like Godzilla squared but also times infinity
    Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin at our place
    When we got a frantic call from the President of Space

    Saying "You're the only hope to save billions of lives!"
    I said "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives
    We could be there in an hour if we really really tried"
    But we didn't, so they ate France. Sorry if you died.

    Rhinceratops vs Superpuma
    Giants from the sky with no sense of humor
    Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl
    One shat on Minneapolis, the other St Paul

    Rhinoceratops vs Superpuma
    I am pretty sure that they just pissed on Cuba
    I would be lucky if I lived to see dawn
    They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn

    FUCK! I just had that resodded. That's gonna be like 25 dollars...at least. Dammit!

    A couple hours later NSP hit the scene
    We know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream
    "Where have you been?" screamed the president. "We're all under attack!"
    "I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fuckin back."

    Brian busted out a keyboard, and I grabbed my blue bass
    Someone said "What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face
    Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude
    We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood

    We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance
    And they leapt up on each other in a frenzy of romance
    I was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants
    Now I cant forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced

    When the sex was over they took off into the skies
    All the world screamed "NSP! You are super awesome guys!"
    So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show
    Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row.

    Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma
    Life on Earth survived, but that was kind of screwed up
    Everyone's rejoices, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!"
    Doug you suck, but that's a story for another day

    Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma
    I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal
    Choose sex over murder even if you're from the stars
    Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car

    Son of a BITCH!...I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out. Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch.
  • Runtime : 2:47
  • ninja party game grumps monsters Rapping (Profession) ninja brian Ninja (Character Occupation) Chiptune (Musical Genre) Starbomb egoraptor magic rainbows amazingness Funny

COMMENTS: 40

  • Natasha Kennedy
    Natasha Kennedy   2 months ago

    Hahahaha he just kicks Doug πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • boonski
    boonski   3 months ago

    And Danny says he can't rap.

  • Houlburger
    Houlburger   6 months ago

    my brother told me to listen to this and now hes dead

  • GoldenGamer
    GoldenGamer   6 months ago

    Anyone notice that danny practically predicted the plot of Godzilla king of the monsters?

  • El Beavo
    El Beavo   6 months ago

    When you realize this is pretty much the summary of Godzilla vs King Kong

  • Zoras88
    Zoras88   7 months ago

    600 people are Doug

  • TheSrbBrownBear
    TheSrbBrownBear   7 months ago

    that music/beat sounds familiar af like there is another song with it or just like it and i can't remember.Great song tho

  • Daniel Maroney
    Daniel Maroney   8 months ago

    I died when they ate France, glad to know that Danny is sorry

  • Emre D
    Emre D   8 months ago

    This is how king kong vs godzilla gonna end.

  • Aztecelotl
    Aztecelotl   9 months ago

    Somebody make an MMV of this song with the movie GVK when it comes out, please

  • Armrestkilling
    Armrestkilling   9 months ago

    Ok but anyone realize this sounds kinda like the simple plot of final fantasy vii

  • Daniel Home
    Daniel Home   9 months ago

    Okay when dafuq we hearing about their beef with doug

  • Me
    Me   9 months ago

    This is the first song in a long time that had me tappin toes

  • jackson wood
    jackson wood   10 months ago

    One thing that some people don’t understand is that NSP makes amazing music. Even outside of the lyrics the beat is great

  • CloudKid22
    CloudKid22   10 months ago

    This is the best of Strawberries and Cream

  • DarkLordDemaar
    DarkLordDemaar   11 months ago

    1:12 I always hear: "I would be lucky if I never see Dong."

  • pizza killer
    pizza killer   11 months ago

    This song should win an award it's so good

  • Thomas Lale
    Thomas Lale   12 months ago

    I deeply respect the ice cream man who, even during the apocalypse, was still hustling.

  • applbean
    applbean   1 years ago

    im talking to you doug. jesus.

  • Gazirra1
    Gazirra1   1 years ago

    NSP saves the day by playing The Greatest Love Song in the World

  • Recurring Nightmare
    Recurring Nightmare   1 years ago

    Looks like if conan o'brien,jordan schlansky had sons and they formed a band.

  • Brian Graffis
    Brian Graffis   1 years ago

    This has got to be one of the weirdest "Choose Love not War" things I've ever heard

  • Shadow
    Shadow   1 years ago

    ninja brian wore a facemask even before it was important! be more like brian! or get stabbed!

  • endless board game
    endless board game   1 years ago

    This was the time-orgy's build up. The mime escaped from France.

  • Penguinbot 5000
    Penguinbot 5000   1 years ago

    How the FUCK did they manage to write a coherent song about rhinoceratops vs superpumathey are geniuses

  • RhynoBytes
    RhynoBytes   1 years ago

    "Godzilla squared"Proceeds to show Godzilla times two.

  • MooseMama
    MooseMama   1 years ago

    RHINOCERATOPS VERSUS SUPERPUMA MARTIN SEPTIM NEEDS TO GET ALLIES FOR BRUMA

  • Canine teeth
    Canine teeth   1 years ago

    b r u h, danny with that deep voice I- dbjkslskchd in so gay holy shit

  • Raczoon
    Raczoon   1 years ago

    I love happy endings.

  • Jay is Dreaming
    Jay is Dreaming   1 years ago

    Fuck. This was released on my birthday. Thats amazing

  • Troy Campbell
    Troy Campbell   1 years ago

    It's been six years it's time for the explanation of Doug

  • FancySocks
    FancySocks   1 years ago

    This sounds more like a starbomb song than NSP. Except Danny has both Danny and Arin parts