Orgy for One - NSP

  • Published on: 06 March 2018
  • Buy the album here: https://www.amazon.com/Cool-Patrol-Ninja-Sex-Party/dp/B07FDN2TZY/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1&qid=1603124239&refinements=p_32%3ANinja+Sex+Party&s=music&sr=1-8
    Instrumentals by TWRP - check ‘em out here: http://bit.ly/2fv1Ib3

    Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
    Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP

    Music credits:

    Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
    Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach
    Additional Engineering by Eric Palmquist
    Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA.
    Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound.

    Performed by Ninja Sex Party, TWRP, Jim Roach, and Kenny Harris.

    Video credits:
    Director: Sean Barrett
    Producer: Scott Shiffman
    1st AD/PA: Dan Brown
    Production Design: Traci Hays
    DP: Gordon Yould
    1st AC: Ryan Sax
    1st AC: Brooks Burgoon
    2nd AC/DIT: Brooks Ludwick
    Techno Jib OP: Justin Umphenour
    Techno Jib Tech: Andrew Azouz
    Gaffer: Danny Williams
    Gaffer: Randy Newman
    Key Grip: Nick Lundstrom
    Key Grip: Marlow Nunez
    Hair: Becca Weber
    Makeup: Kat Bardot
    PA: David Browne
    PA: Leah Yould
    PA: Keaton Shiffman

    Kristen Vaganos: Jenny
    Leah Yould: Kate
    Morgan Matthews: Sally
    Jim Roach: Sally’s Dad
    Alara Ceri: Wendy
    Scott Shiffman: Wendy’s Dad

    “Manager”: Brent Lilley


    Lyrics

    Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy, but the responses thus far haven’t been what I’d hoped for

    Stacy had a headache
    Jenny was in jail
    Brenda had to work late
    Kate was getting Jenny’s bail

    Angela got scurvy
    Ashley caught a cold
    Sally’s dad exploded
    That’s what I was told

    Michelle had to play checkers
    Ann was baking pies
    Wendy’s dad exploded too
    That might’ve been a lie

    Pam had frisbee lessons
    Stella had ballet
    Now I’m by myself
    But I can have fun anyway, so….

    Dim the lights
    Remove my tights

    YEAH! Nobody showed but I’m gonna have some fun
    Let’s get this party started it’s an orgy for one
    It’s me and my hand and it’s hotter than the sun
    So break out the tissues it’s an orgy for one
    I’m workin’ out my issues in an orgy for one

    Margaret’s cat got nauseous
    Jane was way too shy
    Steve was not invited because he was a guy

    Claire was parasailing
    Brooke said she was in space
    But it doesn’t matter
    Cause I’m rounding second base

    All through the night
    My grasp is tight OH

    I’m beating so hard you’d think I was a drum
    And I don’t even care it’s an orgy for one
    I’m here all alone and I’m tuggin on my plums
    It’s not just masturbation it’s an orgy for one
    It’s a fuckin’ celebration it’s an orgy for one

    Orgy for one
    Orgy for one

    Sixty nine
    Without the nine
    Now pour the wine
    I’m mine all mine

    I’m batting a thousand and nailing everyone
    Thank you everybody at this orgy for one
    These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
    You know I’m goin for it, it’s an orgy for one

    My junk is getting sore and it’s an orgy for one
    You know that I’ll be scoring at the orgy for one

    Orgy for one
    Orgy for one
  • Runtime : 3:30
  • comedy music video games NSP danny ninja brian cool patrol

COMMENTS: 40

  • Charlie carroll
    Charlie carroll   3 days ago

    Was singing this in school the other day...I'm a kindergarten teacher....oops 😅😅

  • Danimals Damamos
    Danimals Damamos   1 weeks ago

    This video has made it so that I no longer need to move whatsoever ever again

  • Diavolo’s teddy
    Diavolo’s teddy   3 weeks ago

    this is the most expressive i’ve ever seen ninja brianbut where the fuck does he disappear to at 3:02 lol

  • TyphoonCheese
    TyphoonCheese   3 weeks ago

    I dont think ninja sex party has even one bad song. They are all a mix of hilarious wacky fun and actually really good music, they are generaly one of my favourite bands and i hope they do more stuff like this in the future.

  • Ace's Nightmare Never Ends

    I'm literally dying. I literally ninja Brian's presence in this music video is just immaculate... I think his lack of facial expression and only being able to see his eyes makes it even more funnier... Thank you, for making an incredible music video

  • Ricky Kirk
    Ricky Kirk   1 months ago

    i dont understand whats going on or how i got here. i think im nearing the end of the internet

  • Nigga
    Nigga   1 months ago

    The choruses melody kinda sounding like the song“Oh heaven is a place on earth”

  • Mister Bracey
    Mister Bracey   1 months ago

    Look out Lonely Island, you have some competition!

  • Warman225cow
    Warman225cow   1 months ago

    No one gonna mention the frisbee? Just Dan and Brian staring at it as it flies by

  • monique tope
    monique tope   1 months ago

    um, if the lyrics were NORMAL this would have been a #1.Guys, you have serious talent.

  • Envious Grey
    Envious Grey   1 months ago

    I think Danny just has a gift to never to seen as awkward, instead he can sing the most outrageous things and it more innocent than awkward

  • Steve Rayborn
    Steve Rayborn   1 months ago

    Still mad I wasn't invited. 2020 was lonely, man.

  • Frank Joji
    Frank Joji   1 months ago

    When Danny and Brian looked back at the frisbee... lmao I lost it

  • Amy Zimmerman
    Amy Zimmerman   2 months ago

    Love these guys, the music is so cool and love the videos

  • eecchhoo
    eecchhoo   2 months ago

    I think someone has an orgy for two in the other room.....

  • Randie Long
    Randie Long   2 months ago

    Okay wait. I think this one is my favorite(I may have thought that about every nap song I've heard so far but I swear I mean it this time)

  • Michael Burlefinger
    Michael Burlefinger   2 months ago

    Hey this is such a great video, I love this video, thank you for making this video. Every time I watch this video, I'm like Gigolo READY TO BURST!

  • wareq
    wareq   2 months ago

    Gooning anthem

  • John Sullivan
    John Sullivan   2 months ago

    Funny song, but this track will haunt the artists forever. Props though!

  • ClockworkFirebird
    ClockworkFirebird   3 months ago

    My costume-designer skills are screaming at that much synthetic material near the pyros... O_O My ears, however, thing this is An Epic Song

  • JGerrity
    JGerrity   3 months ago

    "...I've got the biggest dick at this orgy for one."

  • MisterIdjit
    MisterIdjit   3 months ago

    JFC...this song sounds way too good.

  • Bird1615
    Bird1615   3 months ago

    How the fuck is this still monetised?????

  • waterstar86
    waterstar86   3 months ago

    I played this the last time I went to a dinner party. Was it Covid or this song that stopped any more invites?

  • cocothedino _
    cocothedino _   3 months ago

    when i invited my friends to my 18th birthday party, i was hopeful that it would be fun, all of them said they couldn’t make it because they were quarantining from covid meanwhile posting online all the outings they went on with all their other friends. i was heart broken and felt very alone, but on the day of my 18th while feeling mopey and sad, listening to this song was the only thing that would cheer me up. ty danny, u and arin not only gave me a friend during my awkward teen years (through game grumps) but this song really helped to comfort me during a time when i felt completely alone.