the fastest man in skyblock

  • Published on: 23 June 2019
  • magma's bugged atm so this is only a fraction of my TRUE POWER
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  • Technoblade
    Technoblade   2 years ago

    im deleting "OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??" comments because the only person allowed to recycle the same joke that many times is ME

  • Xd Penpega
    Xd Penpega   27 minuts ago

    hey he was right about armor made from enchanted orphans

  • Malik Lindharth
    Malik Lindharth   10 hours ago


  • Rolexonyt Bobs
    Rolexonyt Bobs   1 days ago

    Techno build a box around the spawner like the magmas

  • Super Lizard
    Super Lizard   2 days ago

    technoblade making a skyblock video. my stupid ass laughing at magma cream

  • Cesar Mori
    Cesar Mori   2 days ago

    I like how when everyone saw Technoblade going at light speed they just said "Ban Him" and now its more tham common to see someone running faster than that

  • jannabanana
    jannabanana   4 days ago

    Techno you don't wanna be the Flash, he says he's the fastest man alive, but every speedster he meets is faster than him. 🤣

  • Brownie v2
    Brownie v2   6 days ago


  • Karen O.laking
    Karen O.laking   6 days ago

    Its just satisfying to see him play sky block with his orphan humor

  • Jucified
    Jucified   1 weeks ago

    3:30did anyone notice technoblade had 17 ender pearls in his hotbar, what

  • Neil Brown
    Neil Brown   1 weeks ago

    "I'm a NICE GUY! I didn't kill those pigs, my SLAVES did."-Technoblade, 2019

  • Coolgu3stlance
    Coolgu3stlance   1 weeks ago

    Hypixel: uhh so were putting a talisman that has 1 percent chance to get and it only drops from bats and you need a forest with spinny box in itEveryone: 1 percent? That means it give godly stats to us right?Hypixel: ...Everyone: right?Hypixel: 1 percent e v e r y t h i n g

  • Alex Bornarth
    Alex Bornarth   1 weeks ago

    You know what would be funny? If they had an item in a shop that cost 1,000,000,000 coins that added 300% your speed but negated every other stat boost in the game(ie armor, pets, talisman, etc)

  • оссе三
    оссе三   1 weeks ago

    Hmmm Now I kinda understand why his fandom bullies him.(I'm new to this fandom so I didn't understand why they're sometimes rude or expect perfection from him)

  • TECh
    TECh   1 weeks ago

    OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??As far as I'm concerned, I'm pretty sure he doesn't read old video comments muahahahahha

  • Monkechamp
    Monkechamp   1 weeks ago

    5:11 bro how does he have 17 ENDER PEARLS!

  • Robbie Hermistion
    Robbie Hermistion   1 weeks ago

    Techno: The problem with being faster than the speed of light is that you can only live in darkness.

  • shifu_hamster
    shifu_hamster   1 weeks ago

    what am I doing watching a 20ish year old man rambling about speed and bats for 10 minutes and 11 seconds. I’m not complaining.

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  • Melinda Dysart
    Melinda Dysart   1 weeks ago

    Techno blade: i’m a good person I didn’t kill those pigs my slaves did Me: you have slaves and you’re saying you’re a good person ???

  • Jullian The Jew
    Jullian The Jew   1 weeks ago


  • olienne_brownie
    olienne_brownie   1 weeks ago

    OMG ANN UPLOAD??? FROM TECHNOBLADE!!!!11!!! is this a virtual realitiy lol get noobed technobtw i came from 2022 bc this is just a too good series

  • dat boi
    dat boi   2 weeks ago

    9:17 "we have permission to activate WARP SPEEEEED"

  • Luigi Dreemurr
    Luigi Dreemurr   2 weeks ago

    "Legendary endgame armor crafted out of enchanted orphans"Just saying... the minion that farms them...Should be TECHNOBLADE!!!