the fastest man in skyblock

im deleting "OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??" comments because the only person allowed to recycle the same joke that many times is ME

hey he was right about armor made from enchanted orphans

OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??

Techno doesn’t need a car to flex, he is the car

1:58 hypixel: write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!

Techno build a box around the spawner like the magmas

technoblade making a skyblock video. my stupid ass laughing at magma cream

I like how when everyone saw Technoblade going at light speed they just said "Ban Him" and now its more tham common to see someone running faster than that

Ya

Buy dragon armer lol

Beep beep I’m a sheep

Techno you don't wanna be the Flash, he says he's the fastest man alive, but every speedster he meets is faster than him. 🤣

OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??

Its just satisfying to see him play sky block with his orphan humor

3:30did anyone notice technoblade had 17 ender pearls in his hotbar, what

"I'm a NICE GUY! I didn't kill those pigs, my SLAVES did."-Technoblade, 2019

Hypixel: uhh so were putting a talisman that has 1 percent chance to get and it only drops from bats and you need a forest with spinny box in itEveryone: 1 percent? That means it give godly stats to us right?Hypixel: ...Everyone: right?Hypixel: 1 percent e v e r y t h i n g

You know what would be funny? If they had an item in a shop that cost 1,000,000,000 coins that added 300% your speed but negated every other stat boost in the game(ie armor, pets, talisman, etc)

Hmmm Now I kinda understand why his fandom bullies him.(I'm new to this fandom so I didn't understand why they're sometimes rude or expect perfection from him)

sad

3:58Finally a reference i understand

OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??As far as I'm concerned, I'm pretty sure he doesn't read old video comments muahahahahha

5:11 bro how does he have 17 ENDER PEARLS!

Techno: The problem with being faster than the speed of light is that you can only live in darkness.

what am I doing watching a 20ish year old man rambling about speed and bats for 10 minutes and 11 seconds. I’m not complaining.

The glory days of skyblock

After three days

#1%speedboost

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Techno blade: i’m a good person I didn’t kill those pigs my slaves did Me: you have slaves and you’re saying you’re a good person ???

Pp

OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??

Still waiting on the orphan armor

8:16 doom theme starts

alternate title: gotta go fast

OMG ANN UPLOAD??? FROM TECHNOBLADE!!!!11!!! is this a virtual realitiy lol get noobed technobtw i came from 2022 bc this is just a too good series

1:45. foreshadowing

Cool

9:17 "we have permission to activate WARP SPEEEEED"

"Legendary endgame armor crafted out of enchanted orphans"Just saying... the minion that farms them...Should be TECHNOBLADE!!!